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July 22nd
162,561 notes

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

July 22nd
108,966 notes

missmowz:

ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!!!

IF ANOTHER GIRL SAYS TO YOU “LET’S BE FRIENDS” DON’T LISTEN! IT’S A TRICK!

“LET’S BE FRIENDS” IS A CAREFULLY CODED SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! OBSERVE:

LET’S BE FRIENDS

LESBEFRENDS

LESBEENS

LESBIANS

OMG

WATCH OUT THEY JUST WANT TO SWAY YOU OFF THE PATH OF GOD!!!

July 22nd
12,886 notes
lubricates:

oh god

lubricates:

oh god

July 22nd
461,332 notes

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

July 22nd
335,466 notes
July 16th
164,098 notes

pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

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July 15th
192,865 notes
whackdonalds:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

grandst:

This is how Macs are born. 

How the hell did you even get that many mice.

idk leave cheese out?

whackdonalds:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

grandst:

This is how Macs are born. 

How the hell did you even get that many mice.

idk leave cheese out?

July 15th
163,245 notes
keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

July 15th
243,611 notes
July 15th
333,669 notes

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

July 15th
253,283 notes

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

July 15th
77,883 notes

greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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July 15th
40,139 notes

aljaanah:

bussykiller:

do you ever just crave dick

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July 14th
163,029 notes

tsarbucks:

wow 2014 is in like a week? seems like only yesterday when it was 1349 and 1/3 of europe’s population was being wiped out by the bubonic plague. sigh. good times. 

July 14th
174,846 notes

lameborghini:

current emotion: 20% battery